#i guarantee it

[solmesia]

i bought it ∠(ÒωÓ๑ゝ∠)_

[attic-saltsz]

Wout: if you took a shot for every you've made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Jonas: maybe a bit tipsy

Mathieu: drunk

Remco: wasted

Tadej: dead

[edgyphaze4everr]

A drawing for a friend < 3

@aireezerb

One day we will go fishing together :)

[turtlebra1nrot]

I know everyone assumes that Johnathon/Spot hasn't had many intimate relationships since he's just too silly for that. But I feel like back during his years in highschool and college, he actually had a lot of partners, more than considered normal for a geek. I think at some point after getting accepted to work at Alchemax he just pushed relationships aside so he could focus on his future and kind of isolated himself.

I post this to say that Dr. Johnathon Ohnn does, in fact, have rizz.

EDIT: his type is def alt and goth 🙏

[mellxncollie]

Brad and Hunter | Dead Boy Detectives 1.05

[sotvtaughtmehowtofeel]

This is a collab with @tlouobsessed. We wrote it together (we cried in our DMs about how Joel is so good with kids and pieced together this scene).

Tommy walked back and forth, bouncing the crying baby. He threw a desperate look at Joel, who smiled and held out his arms. Tommy handed the baby over. Joel tucked her into his chest, shushing and bouncing her gently. She stopped crying immediately.

“How!” Tommy mouthed, his face incredulous and just shy of annoyed.

Joel grinned cockily at him, then nodded toward the stairwell, whispering, “Go take a nap.”

Tommy rubbed his eyes, nodding, and headed upstairs. Joel walked over to spread out on the couch, laying the baby down on his chest.

The door opened, and he was already shushing when Ellie came into the room. She kicked off her shoes, heading toward him on the couch. He looked down at the baby, who had closed her eyes, then back at her. She motioned with her hands for him to scoot over. He tried to, and she somehow found space to cuddle up next to him on the couch too. He readjusted the baby, holding her against his chest with one hand, wrapping his other arm around Ellie as she laid her head on his chest as well. She wrapped an arm across his stomach, poking a couple loving scratches at the baby’s back with one hand and taking Joel’s free hand with the other. She started to trace small circles over his thumb. Leaning his head toward hers, he rested his cheek on her head. The baby was asleep now, eyes closed and little mouth open with her cheek against Joel’s chest. He smiled down at her. She was still so tiny. And she still looked so much like Sarah, even though she was starting to develop distinct features. He sighed. Lying there with his babygirls. Ellie’s thumb slowed its patterns on his until they stopped. Joel glanced down at her, confirming that she was asleep too. He smiled to himself, closing his eyes to relish the warmth of his niece and his babygirl against him.

Joel woke up when someone kicked his foot. He jumped slightly, opening his eyes to see Tommy. He looked mildly annoyed, but his eyes were wet.

“How could you fall asleep, Joel?” Tommy whispered.

Joel looked down at the baby and Ellie, both sleeping peacefully. “What was I supposed to do? Move?!”

“Come on, hand her to me, I’ll put her down for the night,” Tommy reached out.

Joel looked back and forth between the baby and Ellie. He wasn’t going to pull his hand away from Ellie to pick up the baby and probably wake her up too. “They’re ok.”

“Joel.” Tommy leaned down, gently lifting the baby, shushing her when she started to fuss. He tucked her into his chest, and she calmed down, going right back to sleep. He nodded at Ellie. “I can come back down and help you get her up to bed too.”

Joel looked down at her. She looked so content. “Nah,” he said softly, kissing her forehead, “we can sleep down here tonight.”

[rainypebble07]

Okay… like, do you see the vision? He’s a pirate. And he’s great at it and has a silly funny crew and it’s really fun. Bare with me here.

[transtronic]

Obsessed with this vintage frog plush I got for a quarter at the thrift store

His name is Herbert

[glacierruler]

Little Press Release

So, I've got a story for the @tss-storytime big bang that's happening. It'll be released August 15th, and it's my biggest story yet.

The title of the story is called Evil and its Many Forms

Feel free to send in questions, and I will release one screenshot of a line. (It's nothing that will spoil anything other than like, a nickname.)

Pairings: anaroceit

Possible pairings: intrulogicality

CWs as of now are: fantasy racism, murder, death, killing, arson, theft, abuse, body horror, transphobia, misgendering, toxic friendship, torture, neglect/talk of neglectful parenting, abuse/talk of abusive parenting, deadnaming, medication mention, accidental overdose mention

Feel free to ask questions, I'll give out answers as best I can without spoiling the story!

Doing this cause I saw that @typically-untypical was doing one and I thought it was cool.

[mohelconvention]

Quick somebody give me a picture of a frog wearing a kippah

[easypeasylindyvesey]

hi guys

for anyone that’s read my fic, i would like to say this now & formally apologize for the fact that i wrote jimmy to be the biggest absolute asshole toward the end of the next section. so bring the popcorn.

ok that’s it let’s go slay game 5!

[maelorderbride]

i love complaining about not having a boyfriend and then barely leave my house and become on edge whenever a man is in my vicinity and refuse to like anybody on dating apps and act as offputting in public as possible on purpose and hate flirting with people and talk about 2 old guys im clearly very attracted to at every waking moment

[sacred-pro-fiction]

Hobie Brown would 100% support bi/pan and transmasc lesbians jsyk

[skylarkblue]

i've stayed up all/most of the night every night this week watching gymnastics. i'm so tired. but i am also...so happy. this sport brings me joy. watching these men and women succeed brings me joy. learning new terms, learning how points are added and deducted, learning about the athletes' mental health...it all brings me joy. my facebook saved folder is all gymnastics. my bookmarks have a specific folder for gymnastics. there's a shelf on the bookcase in my bedroom dedicated to gymnastics biographies and books.

everything, for me, right now...is gymnastics.

and i'm so happy.

[nando161mando]

Liberals, this is the best way to secure a victory, I guarantee it

[bookish-actor]

Dracula Daily: May 3rd

Gosh it feels so nice to be back here again!! This was such an incredible experience last year and I'm SO excited we get to go on this journey again!!

I adore that Jonathan is just like "hmm nearly every superstition under the sun is observed in this small town. Weird. I'm sure it's not for any reason though!

Paprika Hendl!! Return of the king!!

A dog you say????

The trains are all late!! If only he had his train schedule queen with him!!

The Sloveks having cowboy hats!!! God poor Quincey...

I love how Mina is still so very much on his mind through this trip. Reminds me of myself whenever I leave my wife on a trip. He can't wait to tell her every moment and share as much of this experience with her!! How quickly things can change lol

I'm sure nothing bad will happen on this trip!! It's going to be so pleasant the whole time!!